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Three bold roasts, one mission: fuel your morning gremlin.

Grumpy Gremlin Light Roast coffee bag

Light & Bright

Grumpy Gremlin Light Roast

$23.99

Our Light Roast is bright, smooth, and exceptionally easy to drink. Carefully roasted to preserve the beans’ natural character, it delivers a clean, crisp flavor with subtle sweetness, mild acidity, and a smooth finish. Its lighter roast profile allows the origin flavors to shine while providing a refreshing aroma and balanced cup.

Perfect for coffee drinkers who enjoy a lively, flavorful brew without the heavier roasted notes of darker coffee. Enjoy it black to experience its full character or add a touch of cream for an exceptionally smooth cup.

Roast
Light
Body
Light & Smooth
Flavor
Bright, Clean & Naturally Sweet
Finish
Crisp & Refreshing
Grind
Ground, Whole Bean
Size
16oz
Grumpy Gremlin Medium Roast coffee bag

Balanced & Smooth

Grumpy Gremlin Medium Roast

★★★★★ (1 customer review)

$23.99

Our Medium Roast delivers the perfect balance between bold flavor and smooth drinkability. Carefully roasted to bring out the beans’ natural sweetness and depth, it offers a rich, well-rounded flavor with subtle notes of caramel, toasted nuts, and cocoa, complemented by a smooth, satisfying finish.

Neither too light nor too dark, this roast is made for coffee drinkers who want a Full Flavored, Balanced Cup that tastes great from the first sip to the last. Enjoy it black or with cream—either way, it’s an excellent everyday coffee.

Roast
Medium
Body
Smooth & Balanced
Flavor
Rich, Caramel, Toasted Nut & Cocoa Notes
Finish
Clean & Satisfying
Grind
Ground, Whole Bean
Size
16oz
Grumpy Gremlin Espresso coffee bag

Bold & Intense

Grumpy Gremlin Espresso

$23.99

Our Espresso Roast is bold, rich, and full-bodied, crafted to deliver a smooth and powerful shot with exceptional depth. Expect deep notes of dark chocolate, caramel, and toasted nuts, balanced by a subtle natural sweetness and a rich, lingering finish.

Designed to produce a smooth crema and robust flavor without excessive bitterness, it stands strong on its own while pairing perfectly with milk for lattes, cappuccinos, and other espresso drinks.

Body
Rich & Full
Flavor
Dark Chocolate, Caramel & Toasted Nuts
Aroma
Deep & Inviting
Finish
Smooth, Bold & Lingering
Grind
Ground, Whole Bean
Size
16oz

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Hand-drawn sketch of the Grumpy Gremlin holding a mug of coffee, lettered Grumpy Gremlin Coffee Co.

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Where Do You Source Your Coffee Beans From?

Grumpy Gremlin Coffee beans are hand selected from Ethiopia, Colombia, Guatemala, and El Salvador.

Are Your Products Organic?

We carefully select where we source our beans from. Our beans include no solvents, pesticides, just good coffee for strong mornings.

Do You Ship Internationally?

Currently, we only ship to the United States and Canada.

How Long Does Shipping Take?

We deliver to your doorstep within two weeks of roasting.